Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Gran. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q.What do you call a chav in a locked box? A. Safe Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit A. "the defendant" Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no re