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  2. Whats this called??

    nice one, appreciate it, thanks!!!
  3. this Boot/sleeve on my mums mk3 cab is completly worn and split, i went into VW and tried to point out the part to the guy on his screen, but couldnt find it. can anyone help me out with its proper name or part number? i thought maybe gear linkage gaitor/boot or something, but not too sure. Thanks in advance for any help!
  4. Conversation between a US Customs Official and passenger Customs Official: 'May I know your name?' Passenger: 'Batman' Customs Official: 'What's your name!?' Passenger: 'My name is Batman' Customs Official: 'Trying to be funny!? What's your surname?' Passenger: 'Super-man' Customs Official: 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?' Passenger: 'Yes' Customs Official: 'Arrest this guy... ' When they had him in custody, he was asked to show identification: And also, funny name award goes to......
  5. Puddle of rain water in my footwell??!!

    same as above for me, happened to me a few weeks ago, so cleared the sunroof drain pipes at the two front doors (inside the door, when u open it, at front side of car) and that worked a treat.
  6. Three word story

    size ten feet
  7. Three word story

    bought from a
  8. got this email today......

    and thought it was pretty funny!!!! Subject: NEVER apologise by email! The 1st part is a girl's email apology to her boyfriend for cheating. 2nd is his hilarious reply .. which was forwarded to HIS entire address book and is now circulating everywhere. Brad, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being p1ssed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened. I am so sorry. Elizabeth RESPONSE: Dear Elizabeth, Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under 'L' for 'Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about'. You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is 'a stupid thing'; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is 'a stupid thing'; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a 'Stupid thing' as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once, but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying 'Well, I didn't F**k him' somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world 'looked funny' to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. PS. I forwarded this email to about 100 people. Talk to you never, Brad Scott Eccles Senior Consultant Accountancy & Financial Services Hudson 6/7 Blythswood Square Glasgow G2 4AD t: +44 (0)141 221 8182 (switchboard) t: +44 (0)141 227 9154 (direct) f: +44 (0)141 248 6008 [email protected] www.hudson.com www.jobs.hudson.com Proud to be sponsoring the Business Insider Scottish Accountancy Awards 2008. From great people to great performanceSM Hudson is part of the publicly listed Hudson Highland Group Inc (NASDAQ ticker symbol HHGP), one of the world's leading professional services recruitment and talent management solutions providers. At Hudson, we help our clients attract, select, engage, retain and develop the best and brightest. Our innovative solutions address both recruitment strategies and organisational effectiveness - people and performance. At Hudson, we value diversity.
  9. Three word story

    every single night
  10. Three word story

    , liking it all,
  11. mk3 cabriolet problem

    any one else with suggestions?? or had experience like it? spoke to my mum today, she had the car out, and it hardly stuttered at all, said it was running pretty good! weird!!
  12. mk3 cabriolet problem

    Fairly new plugs and leads tony, thanks! and slim5878, il try the rotor arm, thanks! really has me puzzled!
  13. mk3 cabriolet problem

    hey folks, hope its ok to post this up here, im just basically looking for some help for my mums new car! she has recently bought a mk3 golf cabriolet, L reg, its in totally mint condition (im well jealous ) just one problem...... it has a misfire!! Happens when sitting at idle, and also when accelrating, between about 1500 to 3000 rpm. after 3000rpm it seems to settle out, and no misfire is apparent. i have had it plugged into VAG-COM, and no faults were found. I have replaced the ignition coil, and it also has a new dizzy cap on it. its using no oil and water. hope u dont me posting it on here, but reall intrested to hear anyones suggestions!! Thanks alot.
  14. Gearbox oil filler

    http://www.the-corrado.net/wiki/index.php/Gearbox_oil_change
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