A man is staying at a hotel on a business trip and, feeling lonely, he reaches for an escort girls business card he'd taken from a phone box earlier He rings the number and a sexy sounding women picks up and says "hello?" "Hello" he says, " I hear you give a great massage and id like you to come to my hotel room to give me one..... NO, wait, I'll be straight with you.Im all alone and all i really want is sex - and i mean some seriously kinky stuff. Whips, chains, handcuffs, the lot - how does that sound??" "That sounds great" says the woman. "But for an outside line you need to dial '9'" 8-)