A coach load of OAP's are out on a day trip, travelling round the country. Suddenly one of the old ladies,without warning, leaps into the air. "Ive just been molested" she screams!! The coach driver stops the bus, "But we are down a country lane in the middle of nowhere" he says, "Did any one else see anything??" All the other old folk shake their heads, things settle down, and the driver sets off again. A couple of miles along the road, the same old lady leaps into the air, "Ive been molested again, Stop the coach!" This time the driver has a look under her seat. To his amazement, an old bald