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Petesvw

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  1. Stealth is the place really! Where you based? It's about £350 for a map i belive!
  2. Quite like the interior, looks old skool.
  3. Spanky had the same prob! P.M him, he may be able to shed some more light on it for ya!
  4. Petesvw

    Hey Guys

    Looks well baz, leather looks lovely, bit of a tart to keep clean tho i bet!
  5. Excellant, ash i get to meet ya and tek the piss in person! Oil oil gunky poo, still makes me laugh now man ; )
  6. Petesvw

    Kinky Sex

    LMFAO, quality, man i need to get some good jokes under me belt!
  7. 30 got it when i was 28, first GTI (8V) at 21, never looked back
  8. Me too! Best way imo, as it seems to be tried and tested : )
  9. Heck, thats some carnage! Bet they are gratefull to have walked!
  10. Hell fire, get some of those in the badly affected joy ryding areas!! Soon stop the little beggers.
  11. Hmm, i knew a guy, can't remember his name tho??? ; )
  12. Looking good nikki and JK too, maybee we should have a comp! Anyone else??
  13. Some one has to keeps ya amuzed, might as well be me! What ever happend to the bad joke comps we used to have?? LOL
  14. Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Struth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said "Plan B?" exc
  15. NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search
  16. An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engine
  17. http://www.auto-paint.co.uk/SHOP/index.html?ext3.htm&1 I've used thease B4, paint aint bad at all ; )
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