> A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he stumbles down > a riverbed and bumps into a preacher who is baptizing people. The > startledpreacher turns around and is overwhelmed by the smell of alcohol. > > > He asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" > > > The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." > > > So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and > asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" > > > The drunk replies, "No, I have not found Jesus." > > > The preacher, shocked at the answer,