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  1. Great Sportsmanship.................. Out on her royal yacht the Queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yacht's top speed would never get them there in time. At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white England shirts sped into view. One of the men took a
  2. Paddy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When Paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" Paddy nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skippin' !!!!!" (GROAN :-( )
  3. Well he's not top of the list anymore. Powerful thing the internet, dropped in 24hrs
  4. cadguy77

    santa pod

    i might be, but will not know until Friday
  5. they find me my friend, they find me.............. (i see dead people)
  6. i might be up for this, hold the phone, racing jake is always appealling
  7. TSR, grant motorsport, puma racing, C&R enterprises, stealth, etc, there's loads
  8. What I did on my summer holiday By Theo Walcott Esq aged 17 1/3 I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get thei
  9. When I spoke to them I was told they are on vacation for 2 weeks
  10. i can 2nd that, i'm booked in for a remap on the 20th
  11. I went for an Eibach set-up front and rear (£230 with free p&p from BigBoysToys http://www.bigboyztoys.co.uk/index.php?page=shop/flypage&product_id=1700&category_id=53b90c08ca536e7dc49f77e005eea8e7&ps_session=1138aac2e2be7419d584bf921641d6cd ). I have nothing to compare it to, but i'm very happy with how it handles. Had much fun around the Nurburg. I also uprated to poly bushes at the same time.
  12. Thanks all you guys. Bit depressed today as you well know by now that we lost the footie. Ah well, clubbing until 6 in the morn tookk my mind off it for a while (past my peak, not yet mate)
  13. fifa are meant to appoint non-biased official, so we get a fecking Argie. I'm one not very happy bunny at all. My granny could take a penalty better than those losers, even after running about for 2hrs
  14. Yes, i'm another year older (and wiser ) (^) (^) 29 today Bring on the beer and beating the Potugeezers in the footie ( (so) (d) (so) ( (so) (d) (so) ( (so) (d) (so)
  15. Top man our Richie, keeps up the good work son
  16. good thinking Danny. I was planning on a mad dash back home in the VR. Sod it, i'll do that anyway
  17. unlucky dude, I always cancel my direct debits manually as soon as I cancel anything.
  18. Oh, i get it now thanks LOL :$
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