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  1. purple highline monster
    all that money you earn ciaran and you buy wheels for £80, you tight wad
  2. purple highline monster
    never heard of em, Eurotec i have, run by reuben and vinesh
  3. purple highline monster
    Once upon a time in Liverpool...... At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke - 6ft 5 and 25 stone.He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over towards the scouser he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?" At this the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and punches the man in the face, knocking him straight off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar leaving him bru
  4. purple highline monster
    yeah £130 is about right labour for fitting, mine cost 380 and that was a mate!!!!
  5. purple highline monster
    you live in a rough place though sanks
  6. purple highline monster
    he he just done a search for quotes on an R32, range from £470 fully comp protected etc with bell/admiral upto £1383 !!!!! with some bunch of muggy c*nts called insureandgo!! wtf sort of a quote is that? i am 33 not 18!!! monkeys, my vr is only 340 fully comp with mods declared so the £470 aint bad for a much newer motor me finks!
  7. purple highline monster
    i think gheto`s would be good, put all the wrong-uns in there! drug addicts burglars people from manchester just stick all the low lifes and people like him in there and let them kill each other if they like, as long as they dont have contact or ever allowed to be near decent people and "normal" society and people with values and manners the country would be a better place!
  8. purple highline monster
    hey mumma,
  9. purple highline monster
    best to just get a set of 3-5mm spacers, this is a common problem on multi fit rims mate
  10. purple highline monster
    he he, same as, i would love for him to try sell me that bus ticket!
  11. purple highline monster
    man your old im only 20 13
  12. purple highline monster
    can i have a spot on the stand too please?
  13. purple highline monster
    packet of flour and a chisel eh
  14. purple highline monster
    could be i suppose? mines a 97 highline and it shows no sign of peeling like that, even where some twat drilled the consul for a handsfree kit!
  15. purple highline monster
    yeah like that geezer off little britain eh cadguy
  16. purple highline monster
    caution only 5 years, all other recordable offences remain but they do become spent after a period of time, ie drink drive is spent after 10 years or so, dont think kidnapping and torture with ducttape is ever spent
  17. purple highline monster
    5 years and they are wiped out completely, unless of course you pick some up every year then it could be a long time !amazed
  18. purple highline monster
    i use autoglym leather cream on my plastics, it works superbly and lasts ages, i use meguiars leather care aloa cleaner and feeder on my seats though
  19. purple highline monster
    !amazed !dodge
  20. purple highline monster
    i mean it IS funny! as this was meant to be a bad joke section now put the knife down and get back in your box
  21. purple highline monster
    baby polar bear curled up with its mother, wakes up and asks mum are you sure im a polar bear? of course you are dear comes the reply, this goes on several times untill finally the mother loses her temper and says of course your a polar bear why the hell do you keep asking? Coz im fucking freezing!
  22. purple highline monster
    two snakes in the desert, one looks to the other one and asks... are we poisonous?... yeah why? comes the reply bollocks i just bit my lip!
  23. purple highline monster
    thats actually quite funny madge!
  24. purple highline monster
    none of its funny imo, the imbacile needs a fucking good kicking! he seems to have a real issue with things being gay aswell?? probably coz hes had his arse reemed out buy his own parents and relations, i suppose that would go some way to explain his behaviour? that and the amount of drugs the twats on!
  25. purple highline monster
    just get one from a scrappy, new ones arent that dear either i dont think
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