A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The director said " We fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup, or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub" Teh visitor said "Oh i see, a normal person would choose the bucket because its the biggest" The director said "No!!, a normal person would pull the fu**ing plug out!, Would you like a bed near the window??"