World economic models explained by cows > > SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour. > > COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. > > FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. > > NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. > > BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks > the other, and then throws the milk away... > > TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. > Your herd multiplies, and the