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    fisherman- rod
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    leaf sweeper- russel
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    monk- harry
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    credit controller- burnadet
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    pig farmer- mo ham ed
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    pilot- jett
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    you had "doug"
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    pornstar- roger
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    gardener- pete
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    ten pin bowler- Ali
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    fireman- sinjit
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    theres loads of Nick`s at my "nick"
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    tut tut tut!!! following our "police chat" the other day shame on you!! best course of action...(1) get a soilicitor to represent you. (2) explain to them what you have said ie felt car behind was too close etc. (3) go to court and be the nicest person on the planet! explain your job (need your car etc) and how you have never been in trouble before??? if you have dont tell them that! (4) hope the magistrate hasnt had a bad day!!! if it was just speed and not considered dangerous then maybe? you will get some points and a fine? a short ban is a possibility and dont expect to completely get away
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    A big aussie is walking up the road with a sheep under each arm................ a fellow Australian passes him by and asks "YA SHEARING MATE?" reply "NO GET YOUR OWN IM GONNA F**K EM BOTH"
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    quality!
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    you can only make your car, house, or whatever as secure as you can,to try and deter the thieves as best you can, and hope they go to the next one that is less well protected, unfortunately its us as buyers and consumers who get to pay for it all!! and like just2zang has mentioned sometimes?? we deal with traders who may not all be above board, and they know the ways around clever electronic alarms and know you just had 3k worth of charger or stereo fitted!!!! its happened locally to me were a buisness (no names) was robbing cars they had worked on so new what they were getting! just a thought
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    hey im cool with the what you say, some coppers can be a bit OTT, police are used to getting abuse! its only from a minority who have something to hide!! peoples bad experiences with anything always get remembered, just didnt like all the generalisations, if a copper turned up with the missing car tommorow surely they would be considered top bannana? a car is stolen every minute in the uk! whats the answer? stiffer sentencing? flogging? hanging? all 3 would be nice options!
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    ah ha JUST2ZANG funny you should now mention the link between the theft of your car and the fitters of your alarm! this is quite common, we could have 10 thousand police in every town but if someone is a crook they will do what ever they need to, dont forget some of the dodgy people on the v dub scene, some of the traders at inters would nick your snotty tissue! trust no one! all those hangers on you see? they are the shite in society feeding off decent people, bit fed up with all the anti police stuff to be honest, try doing the job for a week and see what you think then? you cant break the l
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    Paddy has got himself a new job, he turns up on time and is really happy as he loves building sites!............ sure enough paddy has a great first day and lunchtime arrives and paddy sits down with all his work mates............. they all start chatting and one of the blokes gets a large shiney object out of his bag........................ paddy is amazed.. "what the fek is dat den??" he asks...... "its a thermos paddy" comes the reply........ "whats a termos?" asks paddy............... well paddy "it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" came the reply..... "o dat be amazing i will ask
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    i think its 10w 40? get the silver quantum synta, i have used it in all my vw`s for years, its good oil and dont cost silly money,with a bit of discount i got 6 litres for
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    looks nice mate
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    5.7 litres or 5.5 depends on what book you read!
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    Guys! low down sneaky car thieves are the scum of the earth, this sounds to me like it may be linked to the loss of your vr6, although without any strong evidence this would be imposible to prove, the police are always the first to be slated when anything happens, the people who did it are the real issue surely? when a car like yours gets stolen its a fair bet it will have been hidden away for a while and then either used in crime, sold for parts or exported, the police wont come and look at an empty space where your car was stolen, from but they should as part of any investigation be looking
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    i have had 3 clifford alarms and although they have been reliable they drain your battery big time if you leave your car a little while! and the recent theft of one of the members cars while equiped with a clifford kinda makes me think the crooks have sussed a few of the ways around them!!!
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    The local police force have decided to crack down on speeding motorists and set up some speed traps in the area..... A speeding car is seen and the officer gets a speed indication of 120 mph!!!! The car is stopped a mile down the road and the officer asks the male driver "what the hell are you doing?" The man replies "i am a surgeon on my way to perform an emergency operation" The copper thinks likely story so questions the man further.. "what sort of surgeon are you then?" the man replies "i am an anal surgeon" the coppers starts laughing....... What sort of things do you have to do then? we
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