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  1. pete8tch

  2. Dash removal

    when you do it make sure you change the heatewr matrix , i didnt and had to do it again 2 weeks later
  3. Which induction kit?

    i have a carbonio filter , and it does work to be honest , the k&n induction didnt but this does
  4. the radio show

    coz im old mate , still funny tho
  5. the radio show

    Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please. Contestant: "Brian." DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please." Brian: "Sara." DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work." DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..." DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes." DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning? Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..." DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..." DJ: "Uh huh..." Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." [3 minutes of commercials follow. ] DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: "Kinkos." DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she." DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now." Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?" Sarah: "No." DJ: "Good!" Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest." DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?" Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work." DJ: "What time?" Sarah: "Around 8 this morning." DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe." DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?" Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey." DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?" Sarah: "Well..." DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it? Sarah: "Up the ar$e....." After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break" And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  6. HOW MANY 5 DR VR6'S????????????

    yep mine too , theres hundreds of the buggers
  7. the conference

    >A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking >> > >his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding >> >> > >the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and >> > >bingo! she took the seat right beside him. >> > > >> > >Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or >> > >vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm >> > >going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States." He >> >> > >swallowed hard. Here was the most >> >gorgeous >> > >woman he had >> > >ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for >> > >nymphomaniacs! >> > > >> > >Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your >> > >business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use >> > >my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." >> > >"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?" >> > > >> > >"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men >> >> > >are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American >> > >Indian who is most likely to >> > > >> > >possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the >> > >best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We Have >> > >also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the >> > >Irish." >> > > >> > >Suddenly the >> >woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," >> > >she said. "I >> > >really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your >> > >name!" >> > > >> > >"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me >> > >"Paddy." >> > >
  8. bollocks

    http://gallery.frsocc.com/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=0
  9. good site

    just nicked this from another site , seems good http://www.autopia-carcare.com/how-to.html
  10. focus rs

    bougt 1 a month ago , love it , seriously hard core car . the torquesteer isnt that bad , no worse than anything else with lots of power through the front wheels done bluefin and system and its pretty quick , wanted something that willhold its value fairly well that rang my bell to be honest. tried an r32 and wasnt overwhelmed and was seriously intothe cupra r but the focus put a big smile on my face and turns more heads than you would believe.
  11. maybe worth considering a collection agency guys , a proffessional agent would visit this guy and at least confirm he is still in residence. have a few mates that have used them and although they cost at least its a confirmation of something being done .sure the greek guys etc could employ a proper regulated agency from greece no problem. the biggest problem is whether the guy has the money and or assets needed to refund whats owed ,as i said before the bank may own most of the debts and assets so this needs action now before the quque gets any longer pete
  12. dont know about computers much but , if this guy has more than 1 computer say a laptop , could he be on here anonymously after registering as a new member or just read the forum? the bottom line in all this is does he have the money i suppose . if he has spent it then you cant get back what he doesnt have and legal action wont recover money from a bankrupt , bet the bank is after him and will be his biggest creditor , i am under the impression that creditors are listed in order of the monies owed and assets are divided on that basis. if this guy is aware of the legal aspects before he started maybe he doesnt have assets to recover using wife or parents names. think legal action needs taking at the earliest opportunity by everybody involved in the county court to prevent this guy having more time to organise his assets to his advantage just my take on it but have worked for places that have been hit hard by none payers before and its like a gamble hoping it sorts out trying to protect the money you put in, when really it needs action now. pete
  13. Fuckers

    oh merry bloody christmas then , try what mat says mate use a brush handle or something similar it may look better.
  14. brilliant joke

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her beloved pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!" The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20. But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, well it all adds up."
  15. Brake pads?

    yep padgid work well mate , i use the fast road and i like em .
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