A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed to his request. A short time later, two Military Police (MPs) came running along and asked if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied. "He went that way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, I can't thank you enough sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq. The nun said she could fully understand his fear. The soldier added, I hope you don't th