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VR6Lee

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  1. VR6Lee

    Hey Guys

    Bazza how are you Dude? Now I know why I hav not seen ya around my manor been looking for the wrong car LOL. Nice to know all is well........ Watch out for the Walthamstow E17 Boys spinnings around the Billet.
  2. king hell or as wot mk3 anni would say wot a Count :-p would do that
  3. FFS why didnt he hit him head on! *-) If i was going to have an accident I make a good job of it. I would of put my foot down..........
  4. A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!
  5. Sorry to hear. It is Heart breaking when it happens. Invest in a loud arlam to warn them that sort of scum off. Move away from the CAR. You have 20 seconds to comply.
  6. Three weeks ago a big decision was made to buy a runner for work. We were looking at the BMW series 1 diesel. New £17K. OOPs Don’t panic I wouldn’t sell VR As he is part of the family, But the VR costing me more in repairs with the 70mile round trip to work, When things did go wrong the TVR was costing me £180 a week in petrol and if I took the XR2 I felt like the eyes of the Lutonites were stripping her. So luck went my way a week ago, (you know wot I mean) When my Uncle took a turn for the worst and my Auntie asked me if I would like his car, Well (h) all that flirting around m
  7. A muslim woman knocked on my door last night. I never opened the door! I just talked through the letter box to see how she Ferking liked it. :-p
  8. VR6Lee

    Dr Dave

    Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his Head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.... And you're single. Just let it go." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to Reality. Whispering...... Dave....... Dave........ Dave........ ........y
  9. If you are looking to get bodywork done, I'd seriously consider using this guy. He does modification work too - Speak to Kevin @ the Car Hospital - 01702 602211. He's based in Stock Industrial Park, Stock Road. (Just off Sutton Road by the Firestation/Formula 1 Autocentre etc) If you want quality and confidence of a VW/Audi specialist at good rates. I highly recommend you go to Clover Autos its in Essex BUT not near southend, North Weald just off the Talbot roundabout. Ask for Dave or Ronnie LINK: http://www.cloverautos.co.uk/
  10. Wasnt this vehicle at a VDub meet at Santa Pod recently?
  11. I DO love that saying I did see one of those bumpers on a Vdub at an Essex meet at Big Boys Toys :S
  12. Still got my robes if you want me too...... :$ I'm the 2nd one from the left before you all start..... Hope this helps ..... plenty of incense & candles is a must around the car and put the candles in glass cups to protect them blowing out. All your friends make the sign of the cross around the car. The leader may use these or similar words to introduce the car blessing: Peace be with this car and with all who travel in it. Blessed be the name of the Lord. All respond: Amen. When Christ took flesh through the Blessed Virgin Mary, he travelled with us. Let us now pray that he will
  13. We hav not delivered anything for 40 years Nick....
  14. Is your office chav from Essex mk3anni?
  15. Hmmmm point taken Bigpol *-) Reading between the lines ya saying, Joel started this thread as cover *-) Just in case he got caught in Halfords shopping for car accessories
  16. Got it wrong J I be thinking of you on the road side repairing ya punture in the rain while i'm keeping fit with ya bird grid locked around my gear stick wearing ya bed sleepers (h)
  17. PMSL I hate cyclists, The only info I require about a bike is: What is best way to hit one without doing to much damage to my VR and how much damage can I do to one at 80mph. Any Ideas
  18. PMSL Oh really cockbreath so where did you hear that then ......... mate
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