A fella walks into a pub with a crocodile on a lead, Barman says out you cant bring that in here, bloke says this is no ordinary croc. This croc gives the best blow job in the land. if i show you can he stay?Barman agrees so bloke drops his trousers puts knob in crocs mouth then pulls out a piece of wood and smacks croc on head, at which point croc takes a big slobbrey intake of breath, Fantastic says barman, bloke then says anyone else want a go?? up jumps a little old lady and shouts ill have a go love,..... But dont hit me as hard as you hit that f***in croc......