madmonkee 0 Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 merrily driving home tonite with the tunes going, then all of a sudden i get sum wanky 0.10009cc corsa up my ass trying to get past. Reach a 30 zone i chill out at 30 and now i cant see his front lights cos he so far up my ass, next minute theres abit of a straight an he tries to get past, blip of the throttle and he realises hes outa road, returns to being right up my ass, slow down for junction, turn right, turn left, mini round about ahead slow down check my right and the tossers gone around the bollards and overtaken on the right(seeing red!!!) Next, sum young kiddy 17-19 0.1234cc pug 106 summit shit. Now he decides it best to overtake 4 cars in a 40zone going over about 400metres of shevrons. Now im only 23 and class myself as abit of a boyracer, but o/t on right of mini round abouts, 30-40zones..... wtf i mean i must be gettin old. Tossers the lot of um. Can understand where roadrage comes from now...... BEEEER I NEED BEER! ~ Link to post Share on other sites
Pittuf 0 Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 Now I don't confess to being the worlds best driver, my accident record justifies that, but there are some real idiots on the roads out there.Take the guy that smashed my festa up, cutting a carpark in half inbetween cars at about 30-40 mph. there are many 4 letter words I could say about that! Link to post Share on other sites
acf8181 0 Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 if some little pleb tries to overtake me like that i just do a 'schumacher chop'! lol(anyone who has watched f1 will know what i mean, for those who haven't he doesn't block until they're almost alongside, then does it violently - that'll scare them into not doing it again!) Link to post Share on other sites
madmonkee 0 Posted May 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 love my car too much to damage here tho.... Link to post Share on other sites
Pittuf 0 Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 Yea, unfortunately little plebs probably aren't as responsive to your movement as f1 drivers. Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 i agree totally with everythin uv all said absolutely spot on its funny if ur on mway doin 80(ish) and some nob trys to under take (not gonna happen kiddy) suddenly u realise y insurance is so high when so many ppl dont know how to drive ps im not the best driver in the world either hehe Link to post Share on other sites
eViL 0 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 Eh.. we've all been there. It wasn't so long ago I was driving a 1.3 C-reg Astra trying to convince everyone it had a GTe lump in it!I'm still a boyracer at heart.. so it doesn't bother me if someone has a go.A Show of true power and Torque soon slaps em down.. Link to post Share on other sites
kilokilla 0 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 when the little twats try to do that to me i like to see how long i can keep em there alongside i:e speed up when they do then brake when they do really trashes em when something coming in the other direction he he he Link to post Share on other sites
acf8181 0 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 love my car too much to damage here tho....i need a new bumper, so that might be why i'm not so bothered! lol Link to post Share on other sites
FishWick 21 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 when the little twats try to do that to me i like to see how long i can keep em there alongside i:e speed up when they do then brake when they do really trashes em when something coming in the other direction he he heI do a similar thing when people in the inside lane on the motorway speed up as I'm overtaking. I match their speed and box them into the car or truck approaching in their lane ahead! I hate drivers that get all childish like that, can't stand being overtaken by a better car etc. I know an eye for an eye is also immature, but it's feckin satisfying! Especially when you see the driver of the other car getting a clout from his missus for being a berk. FBLOL! Link to post Share on other sites
acf8181 0 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 i'm not sure i agree with your tactics totally kev, depends on how you use them.when i used to drive a slower car, but would be fast along a twisting 60 limit a-raod i used to get so pissed off when i cought a slow moving, but more potent, car which would boot it when i got alongside to overtake...was also very dangerous. Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 iv had my fair share of sheds. my cars in order b reg 1 litre fiesta mk2 c reg 2.8 granada n reg 1.2 punto (shite car) j reg 1.1 mk3 fiesta j reg 8v cav sri now i hav a p reg black highline yum Link to post Share on other sites
acf8181 0 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 well, if we're gonna talk about past cars, i've had...b reg nova sr (wrote it off after two weeks - oops, but only fault accident to date),c reg nova sr (rotted away),e reg nova sr (got rear ended),d reg nova sr (sold one at last),w reg punto sporting (three 'boxes in two years, then had to sell to pay of debts from the second (out of warranty) 'box),l reg cavalier 1.6 (had at same time as punto, bought as project, paid £150, fixed, and sold for £500),k reg golf vr6. Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 my first rotted 2nd got hit by train!! 3rd 1 eat 2 gearboxes sold for nearly nothin/scrapped 4th 1 wrote off (rolled) my cav had a new engine good car sold it last week (1st car sold lol) now my golf hehe Link to post Share on other sites
madmonkee 0 Posted May 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 1978 S reg mini clubman, then X-reg honda civic ES, then another X reg civic Sports. Honda accord 1.8 Sports x reg. Y reg honda accord sports. Then me vr..... Link to post Share on other sites
Pittuf 0 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 Now I don't confess to being the worlds best driver' date=' my accident record justifies that.quote']ok, get ready for this.1st car - 1.1 b reg festa, crashed after 5 months in fog, rear ended a que of traffic.2nd car - 1l y reg festa, sideswiped a van which was overtaking traffic that had stopped to let me out, my fault apperently?3rd car - 1.6 d reg escourt, rear ended a car at about 30mph, my rustbucket exploded in a cloud of duct, other car only slightly scratched.4th car - 1.3 go-kart, i mean metro. Managed to sell this one.5th car - 216gsi rover, front end done twice, once my fault once not. sold this one as well.6th car - rs1800 L reg festa, see first thread rah ~7th car - f reg xr3i, only slightly battle damaged.8th car VR6Who's in my convoy to inters? Link to post Share on other sites
acf8181 0 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 god help us all....how do you get insurance pittuf? Link to post Share on other sites
Pittuf 0 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 heh heh, there were some large gaps in between some of them. Plus i'm 28 so not classed in the young age bracket anymore.Plus i forgot to mention i've got three points for speeding Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 pittuf rofl that is quality Link to post Share on other sites
28v6r 0 Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 In response to "...whats the crack??"Usually on the rear bumper as the other vehicle was to close?? Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 brake test the plebs i do keep ur right foot lightly on throrrle then jab the brakes with ur left foot the car behind shits himself and stands on brakes but cuz uv still got ur foot on throttle ur gone lol works very well they get the messege Link to post Share on other sites
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