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Whats the most outrageous claim you've heard anyone make?

I was talking to a bloke with an opel monza at the weekend who claimed there was only 17 left in the world and that it would do 135 mph in second. !amazed

Now im no expert on opels but it did sound a bit unlikely.

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Whats the most outrageous claim you've heard anyone make?

I was talking to a bloke with an opel monza at the weekend who claimed there was only 17 left in the world and that it would do 135 mph in second. !amazed

Now im no expert on opels but it did sound a bit unlikely.

surely that guy must of been smoking high quantities of angel dust...

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I had some nipper say his Escort Turbo done 160mph and challenged me to a race down the A3' date=' I said if you want a race bring your car to a track day and we'll see.

He said I don't do corners!!

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Dodgy Ford speedos...

Also, an Opel Monza CAN do 126 mph in second.

You use second gear to drive it from the back of the hercules aircraft and freefalling into the ground it will reach 126 mph.

Proving this popular fact is why there are only 17 left in the world. ;)

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How about this for an outrageous claim;

1.9 Pug 205 (admittedly stripped, lowered on race slicks and with the 160bhp Mi16 engine) being quicker round a track than a Nissan 350Z and hassling a Lambourghini Gallardo!!!

I've bought it as a toy so I'll be able to substantiate (or not) the claim.

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no im just lying.......my mate keeps making claims tho......

hes got a punto gt...his turbo went so he had to get a new one.....he reckons they have fitted a hybrid stage 2 turbo and once its run in he is going to turn up the boost and have 190bhp from 135bhp..... i smell bull turds

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I had some nipper say his Escort Turbo done 160mph and challenged me to a race down the A3' date=' I said if you want a race bring your car to a track day and we'll see.

He said I don't do corners!!

[/quote']

Dodgy Ford speedos...

Also, an Opel Monza CAN do 126 mph in second.

You use second gear to drive it from the back of the hercules aircraft and freefalling into the ground it will reach 126 mph.

Proving this popular fact is why there are only 17 left in the world. ;)

LMAO

!lol

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Fiat Uno, standard spec. Local guy cliams that his mechanic told him that with an 'Ansa' exhaust system, rejetted carb and induction kit he will kill anything in the area lol he added 'You'll sh*t yourself when I'm behind you on the road' lol yeah, sh*t myself laughing. He's pretty harmless really :P

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