no way

[pete8tch 0]

> A man entered his favorite restaurant and sat at his regular table.

>

> After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table

> nearby, all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their

> most

> expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she

> accepted the bottle, she would be his.

>

> The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the

> gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded

> the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send

a

>

> reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response

> took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

>

> The note read:

>

> "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your

> garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

>

> After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in

> return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed

> him to return this to the woman.

>

> It read: For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW

> > Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over

> twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman

> as beautiful as you -- would I cut three inches off!!! Just send the

> bottle back..........

>

[Petesvw 0]

lol. like it pete

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hehe

[purple highline monster 0]

[madvr6 0]

HA HA!!!!! qualiyt!!!

[vr6freak 3]

lol

[MrsC 0]

deary me