Geastb 0 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 A man is driving home from work when he sees a car on theside of the road, on its roof, and flames all around. He stopshis car and walks over to the wreck. Inside is a beautiful woman in the car who's bleeding to death, so he rushes her to the hospital.Six months she lies in the hospital, and he is with her every day and every night. He donated blood regularly to keep her alive. Eventually, she recovers fully, and they get married.Life is good for a few years, until one day she gets fed up and decides to leave him. He only loves money, and she knows she is just a trophy wife. She comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, reaching into her pocket for the keys to the Jaguar, "I'mleaving you," she says. "Oh really, and how are you going to leave? The keys in yourhand are for the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You are not taking it anywhere." "Fine," she says, and throws the keys at him. "And those bulging suitcases? The clothes you are wearing? Everything I've paid for. They are my suitcases and my clothes. You're not taking them anywhere.""Fine," she says, throws the suitcases at him, strips off her clothes and throws them at him, too. "And, the blood in your body? I sat with you for six months in the hospital. You know half of the blood is mine.You're not going anywhere."She quickly pulled out her tampon, threw it in his face and said........"I'll pay you back in monthly instalments Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 thats sick !amazed !ill Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 yuck lol Link to post Share on other sites
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RALA 0 Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Sick puppy Link to post Share on other sites
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