VR6Lee 1 Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the £uck out of me. Link to post Share on other sites
clarkie 1 Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 you may not like the flintstones but il make your bed rock Link to post Share on other sites
BADOIR 2 Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 What u doing tonight?.... Nothing?... Stay in and wash ur hair its a mess!!! Link to post Share on other sites
gav_113 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 is that a ladder in ur tights, or a stairway to heaven?..lol Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted January 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Hi have you ever been weighed?She replys: No?Then juggle her boobs and say "weeeeHey" (h) Link to post Share on other sites
rodney 17 Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Polar bear.......Well I had to say something to break the ice........ Link to post Share on other sites
jezmoz 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 do you like pork? suck me cock it's dripping Link to post Share on other sites
BADOIR 2 Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 My names Dick! Do you like it?? Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted January 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 This one always works for me...........'Hey Babe!i've got a hard on and a knife. Let's not turn this rape into a murder' Link to post Share on other sites
ThermalP4 1 Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Thats classic Link to post Share on other sites
xyber 1 Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Dont sweat much for a fat bird do ya? Link to post Share on other sites
4mobora 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 i may not be the best looking guy in the room but beauty is only a light switch away Link to post Share on other sites
BADOIR 2 Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 [ Only to be used on barmaids [ Excuse me love , Have you got a large black bush? Whisky Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 I always like this oneDo you fancy a dance?..then fook off i wanna talk to your attractive friend Link to post Share on other sites
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