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cadguy77

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  1. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever h
  2. really like the white one, looks like an xr2i
  3. na, not him i reckon, unless he hasn't aged over the last 20 years
  4. As the title. Anyone recommend a good company. Don't mind travelling an hour or so to get a top rate job.
  5. Glad it's back Pete, and onwards to pastures new. Keep the pics coming son
  6. Over the past few months I have received many funny images / jokes and have posted them here on threads for you, my friends who I thought shared the same sense of humour. Unfortunately, I seem to have upset a few people and received criticism for being sexist and shallow. So, from now on I am only posting pictures of old monuments, nature and other cultural sights which are educational for your mind. Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Toulouse, France (spotted on the way back from the 'ring) [lightbox=../../e107_files/public/1177343492_2253_FT0_tolouse.jpg][/lightbox]
  7. 1177343290_2253_FT0_rugby20071.pdf
  8. cadguy77

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    I pulled an old woman at a club last night. She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had a mother and daughter 3 some? I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to hers. She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs: " Mum you still awake ?"
  9. this thread is now tied lol
  10. sorry, couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. [lightbox=../../e107_files/public/1177320552_2253_FT0_men_multitask.jpg][/lightbox]
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