cadguy77 0 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 JACK AND JILLJack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side."When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said."I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them as they were too large,I told her, "Of course they're too big.That's because I wear the trousers in this family and I always will.Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone afterthe wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them."Exactly," replied Jack."I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will.I don't want you to ever forget that."Next, Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack."Try these on," she said, so he tried them on. But they were too small."I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack."Exactly," replied Jill."And if you don't change your f***ing attitude, you never will." Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 "I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack."Exactly," replied Jill."And if you don't change your f***ing attitude, you never will." LOL 8) Link to post Share on other sites
richievr 1 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 tee hee hee. . . . . . Link to post Share on other sites
katconcarne 0 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 !lol i'll remember that one!! Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Take note Gentlemen Link to post Share on other sites
Whitedog 0 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 ha ha, like that one.. Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 its soo true lmao Link to post Share on other sites
cadguy77 0 Posted March 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Made me giggle Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Heard it b4, still lmao tho : ) Link to post Share on other sites
dubloke 4 Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Take note Gentlemen nothing a new handbag , pair of shoes or a day of pampering wont sort! lol Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 God hasn't Shell got you well trained....could you please pass on some of this knowledge to your younger siblind sankou Link to post Share on other sites
itsame 0 Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 i reken that might be me miss bentley hey???? you sure you have this right and you dont need the training yourself>???????? huh lol Link to post Share on other sites
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