pete8tch 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 >A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking>> > >his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding>>>> > >the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and>> > >bingo! she took the seat right beside him.>> > >>> > >Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or>> > >vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm>> > >going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States." He>>>> > >swallowed hard. Here was the most>> >gorgeous>> > >woman he had>> > >ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for>> > >nymphomaniacs!>> > >>> > >Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your>> > >business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use>> > >my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.">> > >"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?">> > >>> > >"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men>>>> > >are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American>> > >Indian who is most likely to>> > >>> > >possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the>> > >best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We Have>> > >also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the>> > >Irish.">> > >>> > >Suddenly the>> >woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,">> > >she said. "I>> > >really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your>> > >name!">> > >>> > >"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me>> > >"Paddy.">> > > Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 LOL, like that pete. Link to post Share on other sites
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