Our very own vrStig

[bungy 2]

Who is this secretive man? He walks among us, sometimes blending into the background with pure genius camouflage illuminous orange overalls.

Some say he has synta silver in his veins and his brain works in vagcom.

Some say he has webbed feet but cannot swim.

[Ben Seabrook 4]

I heard that he drinks neat chlorine !! and that if he was prime minister track days would be compulsory !!

[J5KE F 0]

Lol.. Well i've heard from a very close friend that "he's Not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy and he's definately NOT coming out to play, now sod off!"

And that if you took his helmet off u would see two bald patched in the shape of a female thumb

[b19drg 0]

I heard that he drives around in a van full of fire starting equipment !

[cabrioman 6]

some say hes alive but i think he is more that just alive ....

[Ben Seabrook 4]

I cant confirm anything but I also heard that he employs a small framed boy to follow him around eating everything in his path ???

[bungy 2]

Some say he eats Bosche spark plugs and drinks G12

[jims13 6]

some say he is a myth, some say he was spoken about in times of old, others say he is old, older than time itself

[VR6Nat 9]

lmao @ this thread and the thumb shaped bald patches...

[bungy 2]

Some say he is a slave to Makita battery power and can see in the dark.

[bungy 2]

[Ben Seabrook 4]

some say the reason he wears a helmet is because he can impregnate you with his eyes ! and that underneath those orange overalls he wears suspenders and a bra !

[bungy 2]

Some say he is an alien life form looking to take over the orange overall market.

[J5KE F 0]

U guys... I still love ya! And i have been known to inseminate at 50 yards cough cough..

[bungy 2]

[Ben Seabrook 4]

now I am getting the feeling Bungy has been affected by these orange overalls and not in a good way !!

[J5KE F 0]

Lol.. I think i have seen him eyeing up ping pong bats and reading up on landing military aircraft..

[bungy 2]

You have to watch this

[J5KE F 0]

That is sooooo you that is

[Ben Seabrook 4]

I can imagine him doing that !! :)

Some say you will never see a picture of him on Facebook !!!!!!!!!!!!

[J5KE F 0]

some say he had a call out on the nordsheleife and had to take the t5 sideways around brunchen for shits and giggles

[Ben Seabrook 4]

some say if you accept a lift home with him be prepared to go around every roundabout 3 times !!

[jimmyb 2]

some say he has the vision of a eagle and can change direction like a fly,ben thatcher is the stig trust me no lie

[The Monk 50]

Some say he eats charlie for brekfast and that his favourite meal is chilli a la bungy.

[bungy 2]

mmm, chilli dogs....