Saturday morning a man got up early, quietly dressed, made his lunch, and slipped quietly into his garage. He hooked up his boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so he pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. He went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed, he cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." His loving wife of 1 year replied, "Can you believe my stupid husb