purpiablo
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. Every orifice bulged
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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy odered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Paddy handed his drink back & said "Me too, I didnt know we had a choice!"
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Ronnie's training goes well. He is learning not to get his hands in the way!
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My greatest f$$7 up was: Letting some tosser Jennings anywhere near my VR6 engine, now a bent crank and a severely dented wallet. A WORD OF ADVICE TO ANY NEWBIE'S MAKE SURE THE GUY DOIN' THE WORK HAS MORE THAN JUST A COSWORTH TRAINED MECHANICAL QUALIFICATION. THESE ENGINES NEED VW VR6 EXPERIENCE TO PUT RIGHT. “Hindsight explains the injury that foresight would have preventedâ€
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Q. Whats a Catholic priest & a pint of Guiness got in common? A. black coat, white collar & you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one!
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A priest was driving along very erratically and was eventually pulled over by a police car. The policeman came over, and as the priest wound down the window, he spotted an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. The policeman said "Have you been drinking sir?" "Only water Officer" replied the priest. "In that case" said the policeman " how come I can smell wine?" "Alleluia" exclaimed the priest "He's done it again!"
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Ann Summer's joysticks
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Hawiian Island. Both
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bodily confluence, perhaps
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for a dictionary
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soft centred.........although
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using black magic
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loo in dover
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fiancee's beef curtains
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watching from above
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with his blowpipe
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when riding bareback
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skirt wearing sweaty-sock
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expect from a
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everyone could see
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Terry Wogan with
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to Canvey Island
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Realising their mistake
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to sit on
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but got cured.........
