VRob6

good shout geezer. what about darkening the headliner? any ideas anyone? and does anyone know if an audi 3 spoke leather steering wheel (as fitted to non airbag audi s2's, rebranded VW obviously) would fit in my car as is? Rob

right guys, please help. my VR is brilliant black on the outside, but a crazy and confused blue on the inside. seats, dash, carpet, the whole frigging lot! what id like to know is...... how hard is it to remove the dash, to replace it with a black one, same with all the carpet, white pillar trim, etc, AND, how can i turn the headlining black / dark grey? my old gti mk2 was all black inside and i really liked it that way. thanks in advance. Rob

i always used to go for a nap in that little car park when i was a rep. must have been from driving the company laguna too much. caught a couple at it one afternoon one time too! when is next meet? id like to come see. Rob

just drove back from the shop, as i was pulling off in first, i heard an awful noise like my spoiler scraping on the floor. checked, all as should be. pulled off again, same scratchy, grindy noise, only in first gear, i can feel something through the gear knob, feels like a gear not quite engaged properly. car still seems to drive as normal. any ideas anyone? guys, this is going to get expensive isnt it? Rob

the japanese are great at making 'fisher price' 'my first pokeyish car' but its so sad they all look so sh*t the kids need to festoon them with fibreglass aero shi*houses, only to discover that.......... they still look shi*. look and see how many chavved up japs there are out there, for sale why? this weeks autotrader has almost hundreds of imprezzas. one vr6. you do the math as the americans would say. my Vr turned over 180k today and the doors still slam like bank vaults. so f*ck off! Rob

maybe people, kids, whatever, would spend less time frigging around if there was a real detterant. i propose a system whereby we have a network of correctional facilities. lets call them 'prisons' for arguments sake. any felon would know, before the crime that should they get caught, they will be taken, forthwith, to a place where they will recieve punishment in the form of being locked away without anything that could constitute fun or enjoyment, for a period of time etc etc etc etc etc etc oh sorry, we tried that. turns out its still ok to smoke in prison but not the pub.....................

very, very VERY cool. Rob

i hope mr mcann (guilty) doesnt own a vr6. or we are all going to hell via prison. Rob

i want both. 3 in a bed and i'll have a word with the police. Rob

the smoking gun? it was in the telegraph too. i donated money for maddy, i think i have paid enough. i dont want to fund their stay at her majesty's leisure too. if they did it that is................... Rob

in fact, i feel so bad about making light of this, and im serious, im going to tell a joke. What is mrs pavarotti getting for christmas? A much smaller turkey. BOOM BOOM! Rob

they even went to see the pope at the same time there was a supposed sighting in morocco. come on now, he might be the pope but he is also a craut. we all know the only decent thing to come from germany is the golf. if it is a poll, YES, mrs mcann is an attractive lady. sh*t, ive said it. Rob

it could be utterly accidental, either over medication for an evenings peace and quiet, leading to a groggy maddy falling down the stairs, or an angered parent getting a bit carried away in a rage. i have seen parents totally upset their kids on a family holiday here in my pub. had to step in on one occaision. didnt like the dad hitting his kid. either way creche facilities were available for the mcanns for a tiny sum, on site and i cant understand how either of these parents have the cheek to be on tv at all, crying or not. if they did have any involvement, they have to live with that the re

does it sound at all like a nail stuck in the tyre? faster clicking with more speed? can you hear it with the window closed? Rob

ur quattro style flared arches! very cool. could they make a comeback? i hope so! Rob