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Once upon a time in Liverpool......

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke - 6ft 5 and 25

stone.He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously

gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to

say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over towards the scouser

he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and

punches the man in the face, knocking him straight off his stool. He

proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar leaving him bruised and

battered and unconcious in the car park before returning to his seat.

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen

you behave like that," he says, "just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure," the big Scouser replies, "something about a job." :P

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