Petesvw 0 Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Posted: 18th Jan, 6:11 pm Post subject: just let them play --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Subject: A boy and his train > A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son > playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the > train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the > hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who > are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the > tracks." > > The Mother walked into the room where her son was playing and > said we don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to > go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may > play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." > > Two hours > later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. > Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers > who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your > belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope > your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For > those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage > under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you > will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." > > As the mother > began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off > about the TWO HOUR delay, Please direct your complaints to the fat bitch > in the kitchen." Link to post Share on other sites
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