pete8tch 0 Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 -----A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine .." " What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." " Well, we were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now ." " Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand ?" " We were in another battle. I boarded a ship, and got into a sword fight my hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really .." " What about that eye patch ?" " Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them sh#t in my eye ." " You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird sh#t ." " It was my first day with the hook . Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 LMFAO. like that pete. Link to post Share on other sites
cadguy77 0 Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 he he Link to post Share on other sites
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