pete8tch 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Why females should avoid a "girls night" after they are married:>>The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I>>promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours>passed>>>and the margaritas went down far too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit>loaded, I>>headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall>>started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would>>probably wake up, I cuckooed>>another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a>>quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a>>possible conflict with him.>>The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told>>him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with>that>>one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock.">>When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed>three>>times, then said, "Oh. sh1t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's>throat,>>cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped>>over the coffee table and farted."> Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 lmao Link to post Share on other sites
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Ferrari VR6 0 Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 !lol Link to post Share on other sites
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