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>> A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the

>>aisles.

>>

>>The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

>>

>>He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

>>

>>She directs him down the correct aisle.

>>

>>A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton

>> balls and a ball of string on the counter.

>> She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for

>>some tampons for your wife?

>> He answers, " You see, it's like this,

>>

>>yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of

>>cigarettes,

>> and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling

>> papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

>> So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does

>>she.

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