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> > > Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental

> Hospital. One day, while

> > > they were walking past the hospital swimming

> pool, Jim suddenly jumped

> > > into the deep end.

> > >

> > > He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed

> there. Mary promptly

> jumped

> > > in to save him. She swam to the bottom and

> pulled Jim out.

> > >

> > > The medical director became aware of Mary's

> heroic act and he

> > > immediately ordered her to be discharged from

> the hospital, as he now

> > > considered her to be mentally stable. When he

> went to tell her the

> news,

> > > he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news.

> The good news is you're

> > > being discharged because you were able to jump

> in and save the life of

> > > another patient, so I believe you've regained

> your senses.

> > > The bad news is that Jim, the patient you

> saved, hung himself in the

> > > bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so

> sorry, but he's dead.

> > >

> > > "Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put

> him there to dry"

> > >

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