pete8tch 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 >> > >> > > Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental> Hospital. One day, while> > > they were walking past the hospital swimming> pool, Jim suddenly jumped> > > into the deep end.> > >> > > He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed> there. Mary promptly> jumped> > > in to save him. She swam to the bottom and> pulled Jim out.> > >> > > The medical director became aware of Mary's> heroic act and he> > > immediately ordered her to be discharged from> the hospital, as he now> > > considered her to be mentally stable. When he> went to tell her the> news,> > > he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news.> The good news is you're> > > being discharged because you were able to jump> in and save the life of> > > another patient, so I believe you've regained> your senses.> > > The bad news is that Jim, the patient you> saved, hung himself in the> > > bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so> sorry, but he's dead.> > >> > > "Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put> him there to dry"> > > Link to post Share on other sites
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