scoobysmiff 0 Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 A man spots a nice looking girl in a bar so he goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asks her name. "Carmen," she replies. That's a nice name," he says warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself," she answers. "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she says looking directly into his eyes. "What's your name?" "Beercunt." he replies Link to post Share on other sites
VRVIRGIN 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 LMAO! Just pissed myself Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 oohhh dear, that joke is only funny after wayyyyy too much to drink!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 oohhh dear' date=' that joke is only funny after wayyyyy too much to drink!!!!![/quote']spoilsport hehe Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 lol, im just bitter as I havent had a lot to drink Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 lol funny as fxxk. Link to post Share on other sites
Geastb 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 lol Link to post Share on other sites
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