pete8tch 0 Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special chicken surprise.The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.Hey, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot.He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and again he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly slams back down.Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?''We both chose the same', he replies, 'the chicken suprise''Oh I do apologise, this is my fault' says the waiter..........................Easy now, wait for it....... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>'I've brought you the Peeking duck' Link to post Share on other sites
vr6freak 3 Posted March 14, 2005 Report Share Posted March 14, 2005 very good. Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted March 14, 2005 Report Share Posted March 14, 2005 oh dear.......has it come to this Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 I'M STILL LAUGHING, TWO DAYS AFTER READING THIS. Link to post Share on other sites
VRVIRGIN 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 excellent lol Link to post Share on other sites
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