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Christmas present (don't read if easily offended)


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Christmas morning and a Father, watches his son open his xmas present, a train set.

The lad quickly sets up the track & begins to play?

The train goes around the track & pulls into the station

?any you fuckers wanna get on??get on!?

?any you fuckers wanna get off??get off!?

Says the youngster

The Father is not quite sure that he heard him right, so he lets it go. A few minutes later the train pulls into the station again

?any you fuckers wanna get on??get on!?

?any you fuckers wanna get off??get off!?

Says the youngster

This time the Dad is sure he heard him correctly, he leads the lad by the ear off up to his bedroom, gives him a stern telling off & tells him ?No supper for you tonight?

The Father goes back down stairs.

About an Hour goes by & all the time the lad has been loudly crying his eyes out

The Father begins to feel guilty so he lets the lad come back down, at which the youngster jumps straight back onto the train set.

The train pulls into the station?

?any you fuckers wanna get on??get on!?

?any you fuckers wanna get off?..get off!?

?And if any of you fuckers wanna know why you?re an Hour late??ask THAT c*nt!?

:)

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