VRVIRGIN 0 Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 At the checkout of the local ASDA´s, a drunk stands in the qeue watching the lady in front of him. As she places her items on the belt, the drunk verbally lists each and every one of them.Pint of Semi Skimmed Milk,Some Cherry Tomatoes,Large Bar of Galaxy,1 Ready made meal,Lettuce,Tub of Mayo...The lady turns around and smiles at the man, but seeing that he was just pissed, decided not to comment and continues with her purchase."I take it you´re single my dear" says the drunk."Excuse me?" She asks."Oh, please don´t be offended, I have a talent for these things... am I right or am right?" he continues.The lady, amazed says: " yes thats right, how can you tell?"She looks at all the shopping on the belt to try and see what could have given her away."It´s not with the things your buying, that I can tell?"Even more amazed she asks him excitedly " Then how?"With this he smiles and says " Your Ugly!" Link to post Share on other sites
RALA 0 Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 LOL. Very good Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 hehe Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 mean....... Link to post Share on other sites
Geastb 0 Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Heard it before .....but still quiet good Link to post Share on other sites
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