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Squeeze Cheese Ransom


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Antique Cheese..Was available for a short time only from Asda..

As this is a highly sought after product...Missing from all of this years malarkey

I decided to hold a ransom on this bottle of 'Squeese Cheese'

£ 500 or it gets squirted down the bog

I Mean it

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The problem we have here is that none of you REALLY know what your messing with here. In the wrong hands this is dangerous so to save yourself from any embarrassment Chris i'll let you off my collection fee and i'll take it away for free....

ha ha pmsl :) Chris I think we should all chip in so Ollie can show us exactly what this bad boy can do :)

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Guest The Butcher

I NEED IT!!!!!!! I COULD EASILY USE IT ALL IN ONE WEEKEND!! GIMME!!

Pay the ransom...

Its the only way i'll set it free...

In 3 days time, im going to start squirting it down the toilet....spoonful by spoonful

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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Guest The Butcher

If your happy with 'cheap' 'counterfiet' cheese then be my guest!!!

What I have here is REAL Squeeze Cheese

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If your happy with 'cheap' 'counterfiet' cheese then be my guest!!!

What I have here is REAL Squeeze Cheese

Er i'll decide whats counterfiet thank you very much. I've forgotten more then you'll ever know about soft cheese products!!

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it's been too long since you last wispered that to me sweetums :) :) happy to help :)

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  • 2 weeks later...
Guest The Butcher

Well after much deliberation, i squirted it onto----

Pizza----Toast-----corn on the cob-----cream crackers

The ransom was too low for a Delicious liquid cheese substance...i will not give it up!!

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