cadguy77 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a youngcouple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us Be strong, honey. I love you."To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He waswhispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too." Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Pete 1,455 Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 LMFAO! Link to post Share on other sites
lee060 3 Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 PMSL first time ive heard it , quality one!! Link to post Share on other sites
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