Tuesday's Corker

[cadguy77 0]

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began

his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie the second. On

the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole in one when his

cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible

accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that

he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was

leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He

decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.

He ended up finishing all eighteen. He finished his round shooting a personal

best 61 shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous

best game by more than 10.

He was jubilant, then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to

the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about about his

wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your

round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were

out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife

has been languishing in the ICU! Its just as well you went ahead and finished

that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her

life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor started to grin and looked at him…………………..

“I’m just kidding,†he chuckled. “She died two hours ago. So what did you shoot?â€

[marmot155 0]

Fantastic!!!!

[Petesvw 0]

:-# lol cadders

[goonersteve 0]

PMSL!!!!!