Petesvw 0 Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, they set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?" Robin replies, "I see millions of stars." What does that tell you?" asks Batman. Robin ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?" Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks: "Robin, you f**king idiot, it means someone has stolen our tent."_________________ Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 LOL, pete whats happened, all your cheesy jokes seem to have turned into quite quirky ones hehe Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Great one pete :-d :-d Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted June 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 :-p Link to post Share on other sites
katconcarne 0 Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 LOL; NICE ONE PETE! Link to post Share on other sites
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