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The doctor said: Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The

bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare

condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the

pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the

pressure is to remove the testicles.

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live

for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the

hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but

he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different

person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a

men's clothing store and thought, That's what I need... a new suit. He

entered the shop and told the salesman: I'd like a new suit. The

elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, Let's see...size 44 long. Joe

laughed,

That's right, how did you know? Been in the business 60 years! The

tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, How about a

new shirt? Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman

eyed Joe and said, Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck. Joe was

surprised. That's right, how did you know? Been in the business 60

years. Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

As Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, How

about some new underwear? Joe thought for a moment and said, Sure. The

salesman said, Let's see... size 36. Joe laughed Ah ha! Got you, I've

worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old. The salesman shook his head.

You can't wear a size 34! A size 34 would press your testicles up

against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.

New suit - $400

New shirt - $36

New underwear - $6

Second Opinion - PRICELESS

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