cadguy77 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Sorry if this has been posted already.A German guy approaches a prostitute."I vish to buy sex viz you." "OK," says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour.""..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.""No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky."So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller."I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees."Now you vill get on your hans und knees."She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs."You vill please blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say:"That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?""Ah," says the German .. . . "zat is ze.....................Four-sprung Duck Technique!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 OMG! PMSL! That is truly dreadful !amazed That's the winner cadders, it just has to be!LOL Link to post Share on other sites
katconcarne 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Picked myself up off the floor! LMAO!Classic! !lol Link to post Share on other sites
cadguy77 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 you girls are easily pleased.fancy a night out sometime Link to post Share on other sites
VRVIRGIN 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Brilliant, a classic m8, a true classic. LOL!! Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 you girls are easily pleased.fancy a night out sometime A night out!? No man has ever suggested that before. Being so easily pleased we always stay in and I watch them and their playstation save the world Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 you girls are easily pleased.fancy a night out sometime A night out!? No man has ever suggested that before. Being so easily pleased we always stay in and I watch them and their playstation save the world Stop hanging around 18 year olds then Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 18 year olds, now there's an idea Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 LMAO cadders, like that mate. Link to post Share on other sites
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