purple highline monster 0 Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 The Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to hopefully win Liverpool the title.One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a superstar.The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Manchester United with only 20 minutes left to play. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool.The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day in English football."Hello Mum, guess what?" he says, "I played for 20 minutes today. We were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everyone loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.""Wonderful," says his Mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, all whilst you were having a great time."The young lad is very upset, "What can I say Mum, but I'm SO sorry.""Sorry!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!" (sorry to any scousers you can change it to Man united if it makes you happy) Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Don't apologise Nick I can't imagine a scouser having a pcto log on to this site let alone own a VR.Unless they are both been 'teethed' Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 LOL, reused, but still good : ) Link to post Share on other sites
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