28v6r 0 Posted May 1, 2004 Report Share Posted May 1, 2004 Killer Biscuits Wanted for Attempted Murder (the actual APHeadline)Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting herin-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up somegroceries.Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windowsrolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.One customer who had been at the store for a while becameconcerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were nowopen and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisareplied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had beenholding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, whobroke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused toremove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they foundthat Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsburybiscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise thatsounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of herhead.When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt thedough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quicklyrecovered and tried to hold her brains in for over and hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Link to post Share on other sites
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