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Killer Biscuits Wanted for Attempted Murder (the actual AP

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Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her

in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some

groceries.Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows

rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became

concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now

open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa

replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been

holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who

broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to

remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found

that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury

biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that

sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her

head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the

dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly

recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over and hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

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