28v6r 0 Posted May 1, 2004 Report Share Posted May 1, 2004 Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidatedboat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out hisboat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. Hespent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could fromthe sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most ofthe evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a fewthings at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him forJohn and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feelterrible."Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no!Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten oldthing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and shesmelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She hada bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked likecrazy.""I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her tothose four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that shewasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted heranyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time andshe split right up the middle."The old woman fainted. Link to post Share on other sites
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