JOKE

[vr6 g3 0]

>>>A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his

>>>mouth and nose. He is still heavily sedated from a four hour

operation.

>>>A young nurse comes in to sponge his hands and feet.. "Nurse," he

>>>mumbles groggily from behind the oxygen mask, "are my testicles

>>>black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know. I'm

>>>only here

to

>>>wash your hands and feet."

>>>He struggles again to ask, "Please tell me. Are my testicles black?"

>>>Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his

>>>privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close look and says,

>>>"There s nothing wrong with them!" Wearily, the man pulls off his

>>>oxygen mask and says very slowly,

"That

>>>was very nice but listen very, very closely.

>>>Are... my... test...results...back?

[cadguy77 0]

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