purple highline monster 0 Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 One day paddy and Murphy are walking past a high street store.... All of a sudden Paddy shouts ohh be jesus murphy will you look at those alligator skin shoes, i have to get a pair! Murphy takes a look and says "o dey a fine pair o shoes paddy, but 500 euros is a lat o money,While paddy mulls it over they pass a travel agents....I got it murph weel go to were the aligators live and get ourselves some cheap!In they go and duly book the trip of a lifetime!The day of the trip starts out well they arrive were the alligators are supposed to live and hire a boat, they set off full of excitement , After a couple of hours they see some tribesmen by the bank of the river, Halo dare! shouts paddy can ye tel us were d alligators live?The tribesman looks at his son and they both point towards a large bend in the river and say 10 mile. Paddy and murphy set off once more full of hope!Around five years pass and the tribesmans son asks his dad "what do you think happened to the two irish fellas in the boat?"Dunno son shall we look for them? So Off they set toward the bend in the river where paddy was directed all those years ago,As the tribesman and his son approach a large clearing they can see a massive pile of crocodiles on one bank of the river and a massive pile of alligators on the other, and just in the middle of the river they can see Murphy!just then they hear him shout!!!!! "IF THIS ONES GOT NO FEKIN SHOES ON IM GOING HOME PADDY" Link to post Share on other sites
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