Dino 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 A man walks into a bar and spies a beautiful lady sitting at a table, all on her own.He walks over to her and says, ?I don?t half fancy you love! I wouldn?t mind sucking your nipples ?til they?re red raw!?With a look of disgust on her face she replies, ?My husband is in the toilet and when he comes out he?ll batter you!??That don?t scare me,? says the man. ?In fact, what I?d like to do to you next is? flip you over on this table and give you one from behind!? ?Ooh you horrible man! When my husband comes back your in for it! He?s a black belt in Karate,? Warns the women.Not bothered by the news, the man says ?What I?d like to do to you next is flip you back over on the table, fill your Fanny full of beer and drink it out with a straw!??You pervert!? shouts the women ?my husbands gonna kill you!?The man turns and strolls over to the bar to get a drink.The husband returns to the table to find his wife in a state of distress.?What?s the matter? Love? enquires the husband.?This chap has walked in and said he wouldn?t mind sucking my nipples ?til they?re red raw!? Explains the wife.?Which chap? Point him out!? says the husband?Wait!? she says. ?It gets worse, he then said he wants to flip me over on the table and give me one from behind? ?Fucking hell! Hold my jacket, I?ll fucking kill him!? fumes the husband ?Wait? she says. ?It gets worse, he then said he wants to flip me back over on the table, fill my Fanny full of beer and drink it out with a straw!?There is a silent pause and the husband puts his jacket back on and sits down at the table.?Aren?t you gonna sort him out?? Enquires the wife. To which the husband replies?Fuck me! I?m not tackling anyone who can drink THAT much!? Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 hehehehheehe..... [ Edited Sat Jan 01 2005, 10:40AM ] Link to post Share on other sites
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