crafty mother

[Eat this 2]

Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his

mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this

only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than

met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't

suppose she took it do you?

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.

So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM

MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT

THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR

DINNER.

LOVE PETER

Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read:

DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT

SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF

SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY

NOW.

LOVE MUM

Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

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